jesus

i don't mean to offend anyone here (yeah right) but do people really think god would choose a motorway underpass in chicago to send us a message? he would just go to dr. phil and share his problems about his dysfunctional family, a suicidal son, a wife that won't give it up, a bunch of distant cousins with wings, an evil cousin with serious emotional problems, 6,000 different religions all claiming exclusivity, confusion about his gender and 10 million Greeks ready to slaughter every lamb in sight in his son's name.